Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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