i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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