Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I'm both gender and math confused
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