It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Of course I have a pirate flag
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Randomize
