I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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