my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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