I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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