I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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