Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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