Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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