Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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