That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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