i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
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