And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
