Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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