just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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