i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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