if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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