I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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