Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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