will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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