We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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