some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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