I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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