All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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