Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
ok first of all what the fuck
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