ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
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