you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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