I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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