I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I need help removing her.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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