sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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