im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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