First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
