talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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