Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Dignity is for republicans.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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