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say what?
wanna hang out?
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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