HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Congratulations! We have a period
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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