Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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