i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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