i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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