He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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