do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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