We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
