Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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