i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
i came on her dog
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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