For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
My balls are so social today.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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