i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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