Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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