Christians are straight up FREAKS
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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