I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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